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Wednesday, January 28, 2004

a million fortune cookies

from diarist.net:What thought or sentiment would you like to put in 1,000,000 fortune cookies?

How about:

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL
YOU MORON

Or

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, PUNK
PULL UP YOUR PANTS

Or

TO YOU, IT'S ANGST
TO EVERYONE ELSE, IT'S JUST WHINING
SHUT UP ALREADY

I feel not terribly creative tonight; feel free to add your own ideas in the comments section...

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