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Friday, January 09, 2004
if I were...
This is a survey I found in someone's diary. I found it hard to keep from answering with what I like instead of what I would be, but I tried. :)
If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: sunset
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter
If I were a sea animal I would be: a gull
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A clunky and homely but comfortable couch
If I were a sin I would be: Sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: An eighteenth-century midwife
If I were a liquid I would be: Diet cherry Coke :-Ž (or milk)
If I were a stone, I would be: Slate
If I were a tree, I would be: A ponderosa pine
If I were a bird, I would be: A duck (bien sūr!)
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: pouring down rain, thunder optional
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A piano
If I were an animal, I would be: A horse
If I were a color, I would be: brown
If I were an emotion, I would be: cheerfulness
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Yellow squash
If I were a sound, I would be: rain on a tin roof
If I were an element, I would be: Carbon
If I were a car, I would be: a Volvo
If I were a song, I would be: a flute concerto by CPE Bach
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Meyers and Shyer (do they direct, or just produce?)
If I were a book, I would be written by: Jan Karon
If I were a food, I would be: Meatloaf
If I were a place, I would be: home
If I were a material, I would be: Calico
If I were a taste, I would be: Buttery and sweet
I was a scent, I would be: fruity and floral
If I were a word, I would be: "Happy"
If I were a body part I would be:
arms
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: English Literature
If I were a comic book character I would be: Dennis the Menace's mom -- only not so slender
If I were a shape I would be: a sphere
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