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Sunday, July 31, 2005
the conspiracy of inanimate things continues
I just want to go on record as saying the following: I strongly suspect that our family's barbecue grill is a sentient being, and that it hates me with a flaming orange passion and wishes me ill with every particle of its essence. The chicken never catches on fire when anyone else is cooking it.
Comments
LOL!!!! Mine is the same way. Mine ALWAYS catches on fire when I cook with it, yet when dh does,, it works perfectly. Hmmmmmmmm..........................
Posted by: debi at July 31, 2005 09:49 PM
Just be glad that is all that catches fire.
The last time I used our grill I burned my hair and some of my eyebrows ......
So, I don't touch it anymore, and the grill rusts peacefully on the patio. Alone.
Posted by: Cami at August 1, 2005 02:12 PM
You have to wait until the coals are white and not on fire anymore AT ALL to start cooking. Also if you use any kind of glaze it tends to drip and start a fire. If you spray the grill with like Pam or olive oil spray, it will prevent it from sticking. (I've found that when it sticks and drips that tends to start a flame). Also, you can keep like a spray bottle near by to sprits the coals if it starts to flame up.
Posted by: jenn at August 1, 2005 08:29 PM
Barbeques are misogynist.
Posted by: Carol at August 4, 2005 07:31 AM
