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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
What Rachel Needs
I shamelessly lifted this from Thicket Dweller. For once, here's a meme that I'm doing not because I feel like I need to write in my journal, but because it looked like so darn much fun. Like googlisms, before the googlism lists got full of duplicates from people blogging about their googlisms. Here's the drill: You google "[your name] needs", except of course that you replace [your name] with, well, your name. Then you look at the search results, and you laugh. (You might want to turn on the "Family filter" or whatever it is that Google calls that. Because there are apparently some people out there who think you need stuff that, uh, you don't need. Or at least, you probably don't want to read about needing it on the Internet.)
So. Without further ado, here's what Google thinks I need:
- Rachel needs your prayers!!!!!!! Well, maybe I do. But not with seven exclamation points. I don't need anything with seven exclamation points. It pains me even to copy and paste seven exclamation points. Ouch.
- Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help
three t r a n s v e s t i t e h o o k e r s find out who murdered one of their friends. Oh my. Yeah, I guess I would need help with that.
- Rachel needs £5000. Who doesn't?
- During all stages of application development, Rachel needs to refer to Web sites, manuals, and a variety of documentation Maybe that's why my application development never works out. Thanks, download.microsoft.com.
- Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision. A person that has a rapport with Rachel can easily redirect her. Relationships are very important to Rachel. I am so high-maintenance.
- Rachel needs help with a question on "Value Laddering"... I certainly would, if I had the slightest clue what that was.
- Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful. Ack, noooooo.
- Rachel needs $180.70 ($580.70 minus $400) to bring her income up to the OSIPM standard.
- I told Ellen that Rachel needs to be responsible for her own behavior. Good thinking.
And last but not least:
- Rachel needs to stop being so loud. Got that one right, at least.
Comments
On that second one, you need to stop hanging out in such seedy areas. Maybe that's what you need the prayers!!!!!!! for. Perhaps the people you help in the meatpacking district will help you find your bright and colorful blush.
I enjoyed that. Off to google my own name. :)
Posted by: mary ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.1970dodgecharger500.com/oldsite/nav-commenters.gif)
at October 13, 2005 05:12 AM
That is HILARIOUS.
Posted by: Kristen at October 13, 2005 07:01 AM
I did it too - it really is funny! Here are two of my favorites...."Susan needs to slow down to increase her quality of eye hand foot control." ... and ... "Susan needs to get.over.it. You can't control your ex and your current sqeeze at the same time. " LOL!!!
Posted by: Susan at October 13, 2005 11:01 AM
I can't stop laughing!!!!!!! Here's one of mine:
Jo needs help with dressing and washing and still wets the bed occasionally, ...
Thanks, Rachel. You made my day!
Posted by: Jo at October 13, 2005 07:54 PM
LOL! That is so funny, I just did one of those the other day on MySpace. This girl Nichole that I sort of know in AZ started it on the bulletins. Probably gone now so I guess I'll do it on my blog too! It is fun and often hilarious!
Posted by: jenn at October 13, 2005 10:13 PM
Ha! Now wasn't that fun?
Posted by: thicket dweller at October 14, 2005 07:35 AM
Meh... I am unsure on how to do trackbacks. However, I recently completed this meme as well, and it can be seen on my blog.
By the by... yours was hilarious. ;)
Posted by: Hannah at March 12, 2006 06:12 PM
How funny that I google my name, and got a blog devoted to the very same subject. We share needs lol!
Posted by: Rachel at February 25, 2009 06:22 AM
